The World is What You Think It Is

There is a Hollywood actor who likes to get away to his cabin in the mountains each weekend. He drives there over curvy, mountainous dirt roads. He usually drives his Porsche convertible and enjoys seeing how fast he can take the curves. He rarely meets anyone on these roads because there are few cabins in the area and even fewer visitors.

One Friday afternoon as he zooms through these curves, he meets an oncoming car that has careened over into his lane. There is a substantial cliff to his right, so he brakes his Porsche as hard as he can and stops just before a head-on collision.

The other car is also a convertible. The driver pulls around his stopped Porsche, she guns her engine, points, and shouts "PIG." This puzzles him. He was in his lane, it certainly wasn't his fault, and he was not "hogging" the road. As she drives off in a cloud of dust, he turns and shouts loudly, "SOW!"

Now he is fuming. He floors the accelerator, gains speed around the next curve, and collides with a large hog standing in the middle of the road.